D-isms

Recent D-isms:

While driving D to school one morning, I told him that when I was 5 years old, I used to walk to school.
He said, "Is that because there weren't any cars back then?"

Another day, when we arrived at school, I opened the car door and said, "Hop out, Pumpkin!"
D: "I'm not a pumpkin! You're a pumpkin!"
Me: "You're right, you're not the right color to be a pumpkin. And neither am I."
D: "Yes you are, you're an old pumpkin!"